Category : Twitter
lmao “@brooke: Hey white middle aged dude asking Siri where the nearest Chipotle is? Please just stop. Just stop.†# I donate funds to classrooms in the south bronx through http://t.co/4XvdPexC, this year I'm switching to helping homeless youth orgs in nyc # It's incredible, the stories u can find on twitter about personal experiences
Mermaid Oyster Bar just taught me that you can actually have too many oysters. I blame @bxwebb. #delicious #divine # #winning “@Hnics85: Pretty sure I walked by John Larroquette while drinking my Jamba Juice #ATTHESAMEDAMNTIME € #
.@corvida @IdoNotes Q: Why did the pigeon cross the road? A: Cuz it was a thuggish nasty ass pigeon from NYC, didn't fear moving vehicles. in reply to corvida # GOP: "Rapists R 'gift givers' 2 yr vagina. If U fear rape/dealing w an unwanted pregnancy, put aspirin in yr slut hole that we <3