@dcap Twitter Updates for 2012-09-15

• lol “@doctorparadox: OH: "i'm buysexual. If you buy me something, I get sexual."” #
• +1 “@EvilSlutClique: "I wanna be known as the Susan B. Anthony of the sexual revolution" – @mariafalzone #ccon € #
• .@corvida inspiring 4 the kids: @erondu You’re Young. I’m 18. So what? – The Industry http://t.co/HE59elrK #
• .@TaylerSometimes We spend most of our lives unpacking & healing from the damage of harmful hierarchies. All people but especially POC. in reply to TaylerSometimes #
• .@TaylerSometimes Yes because we are born into social constructs w/out our permission. We R conditioned from
  birth to conform 2 hierarchies. in reply to TaylerSometimes #
• Do it! <3 “@TaylerSometimes: My teacher said I could never start a decentralized school, finna prove him wrong.” #
• true “@MrBailey2u: @StaxxFifth bruh I was on here when it was just #whitetwitter white people tweeting all day… My has time changed lls” #
• #SOTIREDBRO #
• Pulling into south station in Boston finally, woo! #wellesley cc @alanakumbier #
• best kind “@kthalps: I got a fist bump for Mekai, 2 years old, on the 6 train. He made it an exploding fist bump. #FB € #
• lmao cc @corvida “@Ratchet2English: If 👏 every 👏 time 👏 she 👏 says 👏 a 👏 word 👏 she 👏 claps 👏 #SheRatchet € #
• lmao! sharing w @corvida “@Ratchet2English: How do U photoshop yourself & still be ugly? That's like cheating on test and still failing.” #
• lmao “@Ratchet2English: White Kid: Shut up mom! Mom: *Shuts Up* Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care.” #
• lmao “@Ratchet2English: "I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. you NEED water, cause you sound thirsty as fuck. #SheRatchet € #
• U had a perfectly good phone & claim U can’t afford 2 donate $ to help struggling families #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho #
• this “@Kweena_: Your kids ain’t got new school clothes or school supplies #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho € #
• I <3 that “@shananaomi dear exceedingly fresh/clean-smelling man behind me @ Starbucks: TY 4 the impromptu, calming aromatherapy. carry on” #
• Smart “@mediagazer: BuzzFeed Hires Web Video Pioneer Ze Frank (@pkafka / AllThingsD) http://t.co/wHLxnja7 http://t.co/y3lnDJzn” #
• .@alanakumbier that shd be fine, we shd all take care of transferring files right when we arrive. thanks 🙂 in reply to alanakumbier #
• .@flygirlblog Hi! In Bmore Oct 6? My @POCZineProject tour has an event that day: http://t.co/pElX01vK in reply to flygirlblog #
• LMAO “@suzy_ex: HAHA ON WHAT PLANET RT @YahooNews: Romney: "Middle-income" between $200K and $250K: http://t.co/BQMfMvdv” #
• .@alanakumbier @suzy_ex TY 🙂 we’re on our way, an hour behind. I called R ride, we’re working it out. Shd be there on time but super close. in reply to alanakumbier #
• Where is the outrage from the @amandapalmer volunteers? I don’t see it. They seem just fine. Maybe ppl should respect their choice? #
• Not all of @amandapalmer’s backup musicians are volunteer. Payment varies by city. Those volunteering enjoy it. What’s the problem? #
• 4 hour bus ride to #wellesley = lotso @dcap tweets. Sorry y’all but I gotta 😛 #
• By the moooon & the stars in the skyyyyy “@maura_lyrics: I’M GIVIN’ YOU EVERYTHING, ALL THAT JOY CAN BRING THIS I SWEARRRR” #
• :/ “@onthemedia: After much legal wrangling, Twitter hands over occupy protestor's tweets to a New York judge. http://t.co/TFCHtpaU” #
• #siri = boracha “@REMEZCLA: Not a typo #Siri can make mean #margarita now, just n time 4 #Mexican #IndependenceDay -> http://t.co/B4U62Jxo” #
• #fashion question: have you ever been to or hosted a clothing swap? what was it like? #
• Cool! “@thelampnyc: Register for this year's Digital Waves Festival–we will see you there! http://t.co/ejdHIz5u” #
• .@suzy_ex I was in a car accident & may miss this bus. Will u DM me yr # do I can give it Julia ASAP? I’ll figure out travel, take the bus #
• .@goodglobalcitiz I can’t DM you, will email you later. in reply to goodglobalcitiz #
• West side highway, please be kind. Your evil twin the FDR has given me heart palpitations. The Warrio of highways. #
• nads not that sexeh? “@MsMichelle: Why didn't Prince Philip's upskirt/kilt shots get this kind of attention?” #
• .@goodglobalcitiz I should be but I can confirm after today, on the road <3 in reply to goodglobalcitiz #
• 2/2 Sometimes u must create yr own job when the market doesn’t have what u need. This concept frightens some ppl but it’s true. WIT 2 thrive #
• 1/2 Final thoughts: Some ppl think entrepreneurship is just 4 the wealthy & white. Not true. I know POC who started businesses with no $. #
• 2/2 If U R unwilling 2 adapt, 2 learn new skills (many free online resources) & refuse 2 network, yr making it easy 4 companies 2 ignore u. #
• I know that it’s more than despair that keeps many people unemployed. Racism, classism, sexism & other prejudices are barriers. BUT – 1/2 #
• 3/3 Stopping a job search out of despair is not the solution. Changing your strategy is. Only stop temporarily to improve your strategy. #
• 2/3 In ‘05 I didn’t have a degree, was new to NYC w/ no contacts in media & applied to 300 jobs in one month alone. Two called, I got one. #
• An @nprnews article said more people are giving up their job hunt because they’re “discouraged.” I get that, but giving up earns $0. 1/2 #
• I have to be up soon anyway 🙂 & seasonal #insomnia “@NiteStar: @dcap What are you doing awake? o_O” #
• 2/2 My advice 2 all ppl who email me about employment=never stop teaching yourself new skills, diversify your network & practice self care. #
• 1/2 In 2010 I tried 2 convince my unemployed exec friend 2 create an online presence & portfolio. 2 years later she’s just starting that. #
• 2/2 I am lucky I have a staff gig w benefits but when I didn’t I was teaching myself new skills & relentlessly applying & networking. #
• Past 4 years prove it: having a degree doesn’t guarantee employment. If U aren’t always adapting/learning new skills, you can’t compete 1/2 #
• You better believe that @buzzfeed et al will have the best #iPhone5 cray cray tweets. It’s funny how sites make $ on public cray outbursts. #
• I’m just having #insomnia fun, #iPhone5 lovers. It’s your money. But these tweets are hilarious, especially the very angry ones. #
• Imagine trying to tell an iPhone addict to calm down about #iPhone5 pre-order drama. The look on their face. Yr welcome. #
• lmao at how not being able to pre-order an #iPhone5 has made people #ragequit Twitter for the night in a series of despair tweets #
• 1/3 “@JamesAmazing: Got my pre-order in black 64GB. #Apple #iPhone5 go big or go home” #
• Here are my top 3 favorite #iPhone5 tweets. Ready? … #
• Having fun watching everyone freak out about #iPhone5 #
• gender roles zzz “@GoodGuyGuide: Always give yr girlfriend more than she gives U. U are the man, the provider. Keep that status with her.” #
• lulz “@MoreSarcasm: Yo Momma so ugly, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.” #
• heehee “@TIME: JFK airport workers caught stealing 100,000 tiny bottles of booze | http://t.co/5ngUTvWd (via @TIMENewsFeed)” #
• lol! *thinking about the possibility of people doing that* “@theanthonyking: Can’t wait to read my tweets to my grandchildren.” #
• lmao “@susanorlean: Buying printer ink. Having your face ripped off. What's the difference?” #
• no “@ActionGroup0502: @dcap Want 2 make a DIFFERENCE this election? Click profile link & use Invite Code: 8321 2 join exlclusive community” #
• +1 “@louisvirtel: Call me a radical, but I think we'd all like it if Obama addressed the nation as "girl." #DNC € #
• +1 lol “@ixSEANxi: You could swap a baby mummy with a burrito and the mummy parents would never know stupid mummies” #
• that would be amazing “@IssaRae: I want to rap to a sample of the Lucy theme song.” #
• I like how I curate my own comedy show on @twitter at hours I should be sleeping & then comment on my own choices. #
• lmao “@sbellelauren: if i could eat dinner with anyone living or dead i'd pick all dead because hahaha more food for me” #
• +1 “@thechrisarmy: They should make a morning after pill for voice mails.” #
• lmaoooo “@MrHoratioSanz: Some fat dude in a giant SUV asked if I had any money. When I said no, he retorted, "Eat my farts".” #
• lmfao “@pattonoswalt: "Hey, I provided the back story for Magneto. Does history at least give me THAT?" — pouty nerd Hitler” #
• +1 “@pattonoswalt: Every dumbass statement Romney's made? He was well-rested & alert. Now imagine him bleary, roused at 3am, in a crisis.” #
• #gentlelaugh “@pattonoswalt: Sorting my throw pillows by "snuggability" is all the excitement I
  need, thank you. #gentleTweets € #
• !! “@harryallen: I Tried 2 Be Quiet. [HP] Woman Finds Ex-BF Living In Her Attic Over 12 Years After They Broke Up http://t.co/v9VUybG9” #
• It always amuses me when @youtube celebs get really excited about being on “real” tv. #
• lmao “@natashavc: THIS LINCOLN MOVIE LOOKS LIKE A PARODY DO NOT LIKE SPIELBERG HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON MOVIES WHORE HORSE” #
• lmao “@bigoletitties: #gleeisback AN #WITEPPL IZ JIZZIN INDEY **PANT** ~SMMFH~” #
• +1 “@STACEYNIGHTMARE: My sex noises disturb nesting shorebirds.” #
• Sometimes, late at night when my brain is fried from work/project stuff, all I want to do is RT hilarious shit. @dcap, proceed. Will do. #
• lol “@regisl: SEXT: YOU SEND ME A DIRTY PICTURE WHILE DRIVING, I CRASH MY CAR INTO YOUR BEDROOM, WHERE U LAY NUDE. HORNY, WE DIE TOGETHER” #
• lmao “@IamEnidColeslaw: gonna chug ipecac then terrorize everyone in this Hollister RT @McDonalds Almost lunchtime! What’s every1 having?” #
• lmao “@IamEnidColeslaw: Sneeze Guards should be buff men who dress in armor & punch you in the face when you get too close to the food” #
• I’m not even an @amandapalmer fan but I respect the hell out of her response to the volunteer controversy: http://t.co/b1WWw6fv #
• .@amandapalmer’s fans want 2 play backup 4free on her tour. She’s not cheap4 doing this. Look @ tour costs breakdown: http://t.co/Bp4d8tAW #
• Excellent <3 “@kwadkins: @dcap working on self-care!” #